Quick Story

A boy went to the cathedral of Learning one day and was amazed by how big it was. He asked his parents if it was Hogwarts and they lied and said “Yes”. When the boy got to high school his only goal was to earn an athletic scholarship to Pitt so he could go to school where Hogwarts was. He practiced shooting and dribbling every day, but he just wasn’t good enough to play basketball for the Pitt Panthers. He had a choice: go to Hogwarts or continue his basketball career. The boy chose to go to Pitt because despite the fact that he was eighteen his parents had neglected to correct their white lie and tell him that it was just a bunch of classrooms. Despite initialy being shellshocked, the boy soon realized what a fine choice he had made. He became Roc and went on to live in infamy for g=fighting the West Virginia Mountaineer.

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~ by apgpitt on January 7, 2013.

 
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